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The presidents of Ukraine, Mexico and the United States were each granted the ability to ask God one question…
The Ukrainian president first went up to God , and asked, “Father, when will my country finally be rid of poverty and corruption?
God paused, and then answered, “In 300 years, my son.”
The Ukrainian president began to weep, “I won’t live to see that day!”
Next the Mexican president went up to God and asked, “Lord, when will *my* country finally be rid of poverty and corruption?”
God answered him, “In 500 years, my son.”
The Mexican president sank to his knees and began to weep. “I won’t live to see the day.”
Finally, the US president swaggered up confidently to God and asked, “Hey, God, when will my country be rid of poverty and corruption?”
Then God began to weep. “I won’t live to see the day.”
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Rabinovich has an appointment with the doctor:
– Doctor! Can you diagnose me with something else? This disease is too expensive.
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Two old Jews are taking the number 5 tram down Moldovanka Street. They pass by a house which used to be a brothel before the revolution. One sighs deeply. The second turns to him and says:
– Tell me about it!
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An old Jew is dying. He asks in a frail voice:
— Is my wife here?
— Yes, dear.
— Are my children here?
— Yes, daddy.
— And my grandkids?
— Yes, grandpa!
– So if all of you are here, who is still in the kitchen that the light is on?
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