{"id":209,"date":"2021-08-03T01:49:38","date_gmt":"2021-08-03T01:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jurewicz.us\/?page_id=209"},"modified":"2021-08-03T06:21:43","modified_gmt":"2021-08-03T06:21:43","slug":"from-belarus","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/?page_id=209","title":{"rendered":"From Belarus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin.                                                                              One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor&#8217;s error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it&#8217;s actually a part of Belarus.  <br>&#8220;Oh thank God!&#8221; the man exclaims. &#8220;I don&#8217;t think I would have been able to&nbsp;stand another Russian winter here.&#8221;  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A foreign dignitary is being shown around a police station in Belarus, and he decides to ask a question&#8230;   <br>*Why do your police officers always patrol in teams of three?*, he asks.   <br>*Simple,* his host says.   <br>*There&#8217;s always one that can read, and one that can write.*   <br>*But what&#8217;s the third one for?*, the dignitary asks.   <br>*He&#8217;s there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals*.  <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>A guy is walking down the street in Minsk, the capital of Belarus very close to the protests when suddenly a police car full of cops pulls up. The cops jump out of the car and start beating up the guy.  <br>The poor guy then yells: &#8220;No, please, stop! I voted for Lukashenko!&#8221;  <br>One of the cops&nbsp;then responds: &#8220;Shut up, liar! No one voted for Lukashenko!&#8221;  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">What\u2019s the difference between the president of Belarus, and the president of the United States?  <br>The president of Belarus is a comedian, the president of the United States is a joke.  <\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin. One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor&#8217;s error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it&#8217;s actually a part of Belarus. &#8220;Oh thank God!&#8221; the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/?page_id=209\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;From Belarus&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-209","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":337,"href":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/209\/revisions\/337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurewicz.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}